5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban: 1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can't Afford Shoes. 3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer. 4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide. And Most Significantly ! 5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
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Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
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Boss Waz Not In Room. Sudden Phone Be|L Ring. Servant Pick Da Phone, At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room. Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou. Boss:What Think? Y R U Not Sure? Servant:BECOZ Sir, When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side "Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
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Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???
SoChO !
SoChO !
Aur SoChO !
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
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Boss Waz Not In Room. Sudden Phone Be|L Ring. Servant Pick Da Phone, At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room. Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou. Boss:What Think? Y R U Not Sure? Servant:BECOZ Sir, When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side "Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
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Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can't Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
http://www.smsxone.com
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
http://www.smsxone.com
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
http://www.smsxone.com
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???
SoChO !
SoChO !
Aur SoChO !
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
http://www.smsxone.com
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
http://www.smsxone.com
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
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Awesome! picture
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
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