February 1, 2009

Baby having sound sleep


Little johnny

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!
At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral for women: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Things i hate...

9 Things i hate about Everyone.

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal,where the hell is yours? Do i point at my crotch ,when i ask where the toilet is?
2.People who are willing to get off their censored to search the entire room for the T.V remote becoz they refuse to walk to the T.V and change the channel manually.
3.When people say"oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".Damm right? what the good is cake if you cant't eat it.
4.When people say"its always the last place you look".Of course it is.why the hell would you look keeping after you have found it? Do people do this?who and where are they?Gonna kick their asses!
5.Why people say while watching the film"did you see that"?No looser i paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damm floor.
6.People who ask "can i ask you a question".... don't really give me a choice there,did ya sunshine?
7.when something is 'new and improved!' which is it? If its new,then there has never been anything before it. And it it's improvement,then there must have been something before it,could't be new.
8.When people say "life is short".what the hell?? life is the longest damm things anyone ever does!! what can you do that's longer?
9.When you are waiting for bus and someone ask "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would i been standing here,dumbass?
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