5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban: 1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can't Afford Shoes. 3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer. 4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide. And Most Significantly ! 5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
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Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
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Boss Waz Not In Room. Sudden Phone Be|L Ring. Servant Pick Da Phone, At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room. Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou. Boss:What Think? Y R U Not Sure? Servant:BECOZ Sir, When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side "Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
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Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???
SoChO !
SoChO !
Aur SoChO !
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
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Boss Waz Not In Room. Sudden Phone Be|L Ring. Servant Pick Da Phone, At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room. Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou. Boss:What Think? Y R U Not Sure? Servant:BECOZ Sir, When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side "Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Na Ishq Kar Mere Yaar, Yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai, Na Karna In Par Aitbaar, Yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai, Recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho, Aur Number Mera Lagati Hai.
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Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can't Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
http://www.smsxone.com
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
http://www.smsxone.com
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
http://www.smsxone.com
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???
SoChO !
SoChO !
Aur SoChO !
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
http://www.smsxone.com
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
http://www.smsxone.com
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
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Awesome! picture
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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i dont blv this still yet... is this possible..?
Na Ishq Kar Mere Yaar,
Yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai,
Na Karna In Par Aitbaar,
Yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,
Recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho,
Aur Number Mera Lagati Hai.
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