February 1, 2009

Things i hate...

9 Things i hate about Everyone.

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal,where the hell is yours? Do i point at my crotch ,when i ask where the toilet is?
2.People who are willing to get off their censored to search the entire room for the T.V remote becoz they refuse to walk to the T.V and change the channel manually.
3.When people say"oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".Damm right? what the good is cake if you cant't eat it.
4.When people say"its always the last place you look".Of course it is.why the hell would you look keeping after you have found it? Do people do this?who and where are they?Gonna kick their asses!
5.Why people say while watching the film"did you see that"?No looser i paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damm floor.
6.People who ask "can i ask you a question".... don't really give me a choice there,did ya sunshine?
7.when something is 'new and improved!' which is it? If its new,then there has never been anything before it. And it it's improvement,then there must have been something before it,could't be new.
8.When people say "life is short".what the hell?? life is the longest damm things anyone ever does!! what can you do that's longer?
9.When you are waiting for bus and someone ask "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would i been standing here,dumbass?